Friday, March 12, 2010

The End of Speidi?

I think everyone pretty much saw problems between Spencer and Heidi coming at some point. But in true Spencer and Heidi fashion, it had to be done in some absurd and comical way: reports are that the two might be having some marital issues after Heidi replaced Spencer as her manager with - and this is true - a psychic.

Let's try and be fair to both sides. First to Spencer. I can't believe I'm about to say this, but let's give the guy a little credit. He probably did all he possibly could to try and promote Heidi in her acting/singing/whatever-else-she-thinks-she's-good-at-but-in-reality-
has-zero-talent-in-it career. But when your debut album can't even sell 700 albums in its opening week, I think the problem goes much further than the manager. You have to think that deep down, Spencer knew that Heidi's singing career was on the fast track to nowhere and yet he loyally stuck by her. For that, I have some sympathy for him. But he's still a huge douche.

As for Heidi, let's just try and understand what she's going through: no one in the world likes her; she can't sing; her self-esteem is so low that she had plastic surgery done to nearly all of her body parts; oh, and her husband is a douche. So it only makes sense that she would turn to the one person who truly understands her: her psychic.

But let's not laugh at her! Why wouldn't you want someone on your team who can see your future by asking you leading questions while never really giving you concrete answers and takes your money at the same time? As Heidi wisely points out, "Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."

If only we could all be as clever as her. Here's to hoping that Speidi can work through their problems and continue to keep all of us entertained for many years to come.

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