Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Conan at Google


The title says it all. Conan at his best. Enjoy.

Also, in the spirit of the NBA playoffs, here's a throwback for you basketball fans. I present to you the greatest TV theme song ever. Get the NBA back on NBC immediately if for no other reason than the theme song.

Follow-up: Okay, wow. When I YouTubed the NBA on NBC theme song, it brought up this LIVE VERSION of John Tesh performing it. I'm blown away. Amazing.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

What Now, LeBron?

Going into this year, I was 100 percent confident that LeBron James was going to remain a Cavalier when his contract ended at the conclusion of the season. There were a few reasons why, namely the Cavs are a very good team, they're willing to do just about anything to make him happy, he's a hometown boy, and the other teams that have been said to be interested in him (i.e. the Knicks) really suck. It just made sense.

Also, there's one thing that needs to be made very clear: LeBron James doesn't need to go to a bigger market to become a bigger star. LeBron IS the market. In this day and age of branding and sponsorships, LeBron is everywhere. Here's a list of brands that LeBron is partnered with just off the top of my head: Nike, Vitamin Water, State Farm, McDonald's, and Coca-Cola. Money ain't a thang. Neither is LeBron's level of exposure. So what's the only thing left for LeBron? Winning championships. And at the end of the regular season, it seemed as though Cleveland was the most logical place for that to happen.

Fast forward to the end of Game 5 of the Cavs-Celtics series and suddenly what seemed like a sure thing is now anything but. After the Celtics humiliated the Cavs in Cleveland and took the 3-2 series lead heading back to Boston, we suddenly now have to wonder if this really is the end of the road for LeBron in Cleveland. There's pretty much only one sure-fire way to ensure that LeBron stays in a Cavs uniform: winning a championship this year. Instead, the Cavs find themselves on the brink yet again.

The problem with the Cavs becomes very evident if you watch them play in a close playoff game: they basically try to let LeBron do everything. Okay, sure, it makes sense. He's the best player in the league, so why not? But everyone else on the team is scared to make plays.

Here's a scenario for you: let's say you're Jamario Moon. There's less than five minutes to play in the fourth quarter, the shot clock is winding down, and somehow you've ended up with the ball in your hands. You're a decent shooter and if you pull the trigger right now, you'll get a pretty good look at the hoop. But the crowd is waiting for you to pass it to LeBron. Mike Brown is waiting for you to pass it to LeBron. Your teammates are waiting for you to pass it to LeBron. The other team is waiting for you to pass it to LeBron. LEBRON is waiting for you to pass it to LeBron. And in your head, this thought goes through your mind: "If I make this shot, I could be a hero. But if I miss it, everyone in this building is going to kill me because I didn't pass it to LeBron and give him the opportunity to win the game." So what do you do? Well, you're sure as hell not taking that shot. And you're even more sure as hell passing it to LeBron, who is then promptly triple teamed, forced to take a fall-away three pointer as the shot clock runs out, which bricks off the back iron.

Bottom line: No one else on the Cavs is a no-doubt-about-it star anymore, which means no one else has the confidence to take the ball in their own hands in crunch time. This also means that opponents basically know what's coming every single possession: LeBron. Look at the rest of the guys on the Cavs roster: Shaq? Way past his prime. Antawn Jamison? Please. Mo Williams? Way too inconsistent. At this point, he's probably better known for being a John Legend look alike. In fact, if you saw him walk down the street, would you think, "Hey! It's Mo Williams!" Or would you think, "Hey! It's John Legend!" I can't lie. I'd probably think it's John Legend. And when you're the after thought in the celebrity look alike department, that should tell you all you really need to know about your level of renown.

Anyway, LeBron is quickly learning the importance of a good sidekick. If nothing else, they're at least someone who the defense has to think about and probably double team every now and then. Look at other championship teams: Kobe/Gasol, Garnett/Pierce/Allen, Duncan/Parker/Ginobli, D-Wade/Shaq, Kobe/Shaq, Jordan/Pippen. Whose name is possibly going to be teamed up with LeBron's? No one who's on the Cavs' roster right now.

And that brings us to the all-important question: where does LeBron go? Well, you can't throw Cleveland out of the discussion, but you have to say that it's probably 50-50 he stays now. I highly doubt he's going to New York because they suck, remember? I don't think Miami is the place either because they have some things they need to get figured out there too, namely keeping their own star from jumping ship. The Clippers have also been thrown out there as a possible destination. Excuse me while I keep laughing. So that leaves one place: Chicago. This is a young, talented team that's on the rise and they have the cap space to sign LeBron. They're one or two moves away from becoming a REALLY good team. Plus, it's a legendary basketball city. Now I know some people might think that LeBron wants to carve out his own legacy and doesn't want to be in the shadow of MJ, but the Bulls can spin it this way: LeBron would be known for revitalizing Chicago basketball, much like the Big Three did in Boston. And the more I think about it, the more I think that it would be a really good fit. LeBron would have his fellow star and top-tier point guard in Derrick Rose, he'd have a guy willing to go all-out every game in Joakim Noah, and he'd have good role players in guys like Luol Deng and Kirk Hinrich. It could really be something fun to watch. Stay tuned...

On a side note, can you believe they way Rajon Rondo's been playing?? People may not want to say it because the Big Three are still in Boston, but he is absolutely the best player on the Celtics. I loved him when he was at Kentucky and now he's evolved into one of the best point guards in the league (My top PG rankings: 1. Steve Nash 2. Chris Paul 3. Rondo 4. Deron Williams). I had him on my fantasy team this year and I made him basically the second most untradeable guy on my team next to Kevin Durant. A lot of guys in the league couldn't understand why... but now everyone understands. I sure showed them. Of course, I didn't come close to winning the league, but that's just a minor detail...

Friday, May 7, 2010

Rabble, rabble, rabble!

I just read about the hunger strike currently being held by 18 UC Berkeley students and union workers which has been going on since Monday. The strike is in response to the controversial Arizona immigration legislation, and the strikers say they're going to keep it up until they get to talk to the chancellor in person. Somewhat understandably, the main thing they want is for the chancellor to denounce the immigration law which, for the record, he said he's ready to do. Don't get me wrong; I think the legislation is racist and absurdly discriminatory. But the strikers have also built up a list of other interesting demands...

Here's the rundown:

1. Asking the chancellor to publicly denounce Arizona's immigration law.
Sure. It's a horrible law, so why not stand up and speak out against it?

2.
Make UC Berkeley a sanctuary campus and provide extended protections for undocumented students.
I see the connection. While I don't know how much I necessarily agree with it, this demand makes sense against the backdrop of protesting the immigration law.

3.
Drop all student conduct charges against student activists.
Uh... okay? Is this Arizona related?

4. Stop cuts to low-wage employees.

I mean, yeah, that's a good idea. And how can you be against that... but again, we're starting to get away from Arizona...

5. Suspend conduct procedures and initiate a democratic, student-led process to review the code.
So you want to suspend the current conduct code, and then have the students review and create new conduct procedures with no oversight from university authorities? Yeah, I can totally see how that's a really good idea. Also... Arizona? Remember?

6. Commit to using nonviolent means of ensuring safety at student demonstrations in the future.
"Don't tase me, bro!"

7. Crack down on stupid Berkeley pedestrians who think they can walk wherever they want, whenever they want.
Okay, I made that last one up. But if there was ever a protest against idiot pedestrians, I'd be on the front lines ready for the tear gas.

Anyway, my point in all of this is that these strikers seem to be well-intentioned in wanting to make a statement against the Arizona law, but they then seem to be extending their demonstration to change policies that have nothing to do with Arizona at all. In fact, more than anything else, they appear to be trying to cover their own backs so that whenever they decide to protest in the future, they can do so without consequences. It seems as though the strikers have now reached the point where they've forgotten what it was they were fighting for in the first place.

In other words... another successful Berkeley protest.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose

The best show on television that I know you're not watching is finally back: Friday Night Lights. Season four debuts (when else?) Friday night on NBC. I've done some thinking, and there are pretty much only three reasons why you would have never seen this show:

1. You probably think that it's a show primarily about football. And since you can't tell the difference between a running back and a wide receiver, why would you ever watch the show? But FNL is not a cliched football show. More than anything, it's a social commentary of Middle America and small town life. The decisions that the characters make and the results of those choices are often influenced BY football, but very little of the show actually takes place on the field. Plus, it's dramatic as hell.

2. You might have been interested in watching it, but you never knew when it was on. This is a pretty legit excuse. When FNL first came out, it was slotted against Dancing With the Stars. And because America was then developing an obsession with watching semi-celebrities dance, it didn't work out so well for FNL. Then the show was moved around tons of times, weakly promoted, and eventually threatened with cancellation. Hope seemed lost, but DirecTV came to FNL's rescue. Because the show was so critically acclaimed, DirecTV agreed to pick up some of the production costs for the show with the stipulation that the new seasons (only 13 episodes long) would be broadcast on DirecTV first, and then later shown on NBC. The ideal situation? Of course not. But sometimes you gotta take what you can get. Just ask Mariah Carey about Nick Cannon.

And the final reason why you aren't watching this show...

3. You don't own a TV and you don't have Internet. And if that's the case, we probably have some other things we need to talk about besides you not watching Friday Night Lights.