We're Back!

The return of Parks and Recreation is tonight! One of the best comedies on television.

Don't believe me? Believe this. Or this.

Or this:

9:30 pm on NBC. See you there.

Natalie Portman is a little less hot now

Two things. First, the joke wasn't even that funny (she basically said that her fiance played a guy in Black Swan who said he would never sleep with her... which is funny because he got her pregnant in real life... ha.. ha?).

Second -- seriously, what is wrong with her laugh?

On a happier note... ONE DAY UNTIL:

One more reason why NorCal is better than SoCal

Clearly even aliens hate Kobe.

But the movie looks pretty cool.

What's that about karma, LeBron?

And if you haven't seen it yet, here's LeBron's sorry explanation for the Twitter incident.

My favorite part is how he tries to say that it wasn't from him. What happened was someone sent it to him, he read it, and then sent it out. So basically, it was from LeBron...

I hate that fool.

On a more pleasant note, you should go watch...


Seriously. Watch it. It's good.

Do the Cavs Suck?

Let me do the math for you: the Cavs lost by 55 points. And they've now lost 21 of their last 22 games. Yup. They suck.

And in case you were wondering whether LeBron James is a douche, this is what he tweeted as the slaughter was taking place: "Crazy. Karma is a b****.. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!"

Life lessons from LeBron. Yup. Douche for sure.

Slow Down Your Neighbors

And one more reason to love Phil Dunphy:

"I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker... Hannah Montana."

So you want to be a lawyer...

Are you sure?

Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful

This article is from Esther's blog and I thought it posed an interesting question: which actresses do you irrationally hate? I guess it doesn't really need further explaining than that. Here's my top-five list that I've expanded to include actors as well. It also includes some actors/actresses that I rationally hate because hey, let's not be exclusionary in the hating of famous people.

5. Jake Lloyd. For those that don't remember him, he was the little kid in Star Wars Episode I. And he was terrible. I'm not trying to hate on kids (he was like 10 or something when this movie was made) but I always got this sense that he thought he was some amazing actor and he was incredibly smug about it. Yes. I got all of this from a 10 year old kid. Seriously. Watch that movie again. It's like he thinks he doesn't even need to try and act. He was awful. Granted, that entire movie sucked, but still. It's worth pointing out that he hasn't done anything since Star Wars. Coincidence? I think not.

4. Julia Roberts. Let me preface this by saying I don't really hate Julia Roberts, but I don't understand the hype about her. I know, I know. You're going to say I'm a douche for not liking Julia Roberts. Maybe I am, but this is supposed to be irrational, okay? There's just something about her that rubs me the wrong way... I can't really figure it out. I do think her laugh is annoying though. And remember in Ocean's 11 when they tried to make it seem like she was super hot? Okay, yeah. Nice try. No one is buying that.

3. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Sure, she's hot. But come on. She just can't act and all her movies are awful. I also happened to see her recent TV show Ghost Whisperer. I found it hilarious. But as you might guess from the title Ghost Whisperer, it wasn't meant to be. Anyway, when the movie people most associate you with is called I Know What You Did Last Summer, that says something. (As a side note, remember there was a sequel to IKWYDLS titled I Still KWYDLS? But the second movie took place the next summer after the summer in the first movie, which would actually mean the movie should have been called I Know What You Did Two Summers Ago. I guess that's not quite as catchy. And yes, these are the things that I think about.)

Also, I know people want to categorize Jessica Alba under the "She's hot but she can't act so let's not give her a pass" category. There's two reasons why I'm slightly more forgiving to Alba. First, for all the terrible movies she's been in (Honey, Into the Blue, Good Luck Chuck, Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four II, etc.) she does have one pretty good movie to her credit: Sin City. And she was actually not bad in it. But she's kind of losing momentum from that success so we might see her on this list soon.

The second reason I give her a pass? She's a Warriors fan.

Plus, she's hot.

2. Cameron Diaz. Just freaking annoying.

1. Zac Efron. I've never seen any of the High School Musical movies or 17 Again and the only other movie I can think of him being in was that one that came out recently where he's an aspiring baseball player whose little brother dies in an accident and he holds himself responsible but then he starts playing catch in the woods behind his house with the spirit of his dead little brother who then inspires him to pursue his dream of playing baseball but also of hooking up with the girl in the movie. Okay, maybe the premise of the movie is enough to hate him.

And come on. Even that poster looks douchey.