We're Back!

The return of Parks and Recreation is tonight! One of the best comedies on television.

Don't believe me? Believe this. Or this.

Or this:

9:30 pm on NBC. See you there.

Natalie Portman is a little less hot now

Two things. First, the joke wasn't even that funny (she basically said that her fiance played a guy in Black Swan who said he would never sleep with her... which is funny because he got her pregnant in real life... ha.. ha?).

Second -- seriously, what is wrong with her laugh?

On a happier note... ONE DAY UNTIL:

One more reason why NorCal is better than SoCal

Clearly even aliens hate Kobe.

But the movie looks pretty cool.

What's that about karma, LeBron?

And if you haven't seen it yet, here's LeBron's sorry explanation for the Twitter incident.

My favorite part is how he tries to say that it wasn't from him. What happened was someone sent it to him, he read it, and then sent it out. So basically, it was from LeBron...

I hate that fool.

On a more pleasant note, you should go watch...


Seriously. Watch it. It's good.

Do the Cavs Suck?

Let me do the math for you: the Cavs lost by 55 points. And they've now lost 21 of their last 22 games. Yup. They suck.

And in case you were wondering whether LeBron James is a douche, this is what he tweeted as the slaughter was taking place: "Crazy. Karma is a b****.. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!"

Life lessons from LeBron. Yup. Douche for sure.